Funny Alcohol Sayings
Posted on January 3, 2009 - Filed Under Funny Sayings |
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
I drink to forget I drink.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
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