Funny Birthday Sayings
Posted on January 3, 2009 - Filed Under Funny Sayings |
Birthdays are filled with celebrations and joys. These are some special days in your life where humor can be injected in life to add more life and spice. These special days also help you get relief from daily stresses of life.
Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty.
It takes a long time to grow young.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
_When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world
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